ask-steampunk-onceler:

I’m sorry. Looks like we a little late today?
We went to the cinema with Norma. And watched one of those… you know… scaaary movies.
francy-pants:


I FIGURED OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO HIMAPAPA.
myneckisaurus:

Something stupid.
beekwhy:

I’m very bored today


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When we finally end up in therapy...

  • Therapist: Okay let's start with some word association.
  • You: Sounds Good.
  • Therapist: Blue
  • You: TARDIS
  • Therapist: Purple
  • You: Shirt of Sex
  • Therapist: Hello
  • You: Sweetie
  • Therapist: Hedgehog
  • You: Martin Freeman
  • Therapist: Tie
  • You: Bowties, Bowties are cool.
  • Therapist: I'm sorry I can't help you.

Is that a phone in your pocket?

lolzpicx:

Because dat ass is calling me
 

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easternbunny:

“Hey there, Slytherin guy, wanna go to Yule Ball with me?”
ossifrages:

You have slain a GREAT BEAST. Paint the walls red?