When we finally end up in therapy...
- Therapist: Okay let's start with some word association.
- You: Sounds Good.
- Therapist: Blue
- You: TARDIS
- Therapist: Purple
- You: Shirt of Sex
- Therapist: Hello
- You: Sweetie
- Therapist: Hedgehog
- You: Martin Freeman
- Therapist: Tie
- You: Bowties, Bowties are cool.
- Therapist: I'm sorry I can't help you.
Is that a phone in your pocket?
Because dat ass is calling me
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